"Charlene!" Robin exclaimed from behind him, and he turned around, wondering if he'd actually managed to screw up. She was smiling, though. Charlie took a chance and smiled at her, like he had every right to be there, and asked, "How do you two like your waffles?" "Oh, Charlene, you didn't have to go to all that trouble!" she protested. But she was still smiling. Tucker realized he was attempting to fold into a small ball, small enough to hit a Schwartzchild limit and pop out of threespace. And the worst part was, he knew it wasn't going to work. He tried to unfold himself, and as he was gingerly stretching his legs out, Greg caught his eye. "What?" he asked nervously. Greg just shook his head. "And NOW you have stage fright." Tucker shrugged, that being the best alternative to attempting to burrow through the floor. He was gonna start shaking soon, he noticed; he could feel it building up. "What are you worried about, especially NOW?" Tucker knew it was stupid, but he couldn't help it. "I dunno, I just hate it when it happens..." Greg shook his head, but he was still smiling. "Well, you certainly have a great voice. Have you had any training?" Tucker nodded. "Yeah, I started taking choir this summer. And I had some singing training back, uh, back when I was little." He glanced at the dark-skinned young man. "You? He laughed, an infectious chuckle. "This is my day job. I'm a dancer and singer, and I've been trying to make it in theater. But, this pays the bills, sort of. And it gives me time to memorize lines and stuff." "Oh? Where you from?" Tucker asked. "I shoulda known you weren't from New York City - you're too nice." He laughed out loud at that, throwing his head back. "What makes you say that?" he finally asked. Tucker shrugged. "You're not acting like an asshole to someone you just met, like my aunt would." He grinned at her, then reflexively scanned the area for her. She wasn't there, which he was glad for, but the FedEx guy was approaching the front door from the outside, which he was even more glad for. As Greg's laughter echoed throughout the lobby, Tucker got up to go open the door and get his boxes. "And you fixed this?" Andrew couldn't believe Charlie either, apparently. "It's great!" he exclaimed, sounding surprised. "Well, yeah! Marie taught me how to cook," Charlie grinned at him. "Have you ever had one of her dinners?" "Oh," he said confidently, and turned to Robin. "Oh, Robin, you have GOT to come down there one time with me, so you can sample her cooking! It's fantastic!" Robin smiled and nodded, then turned to Charlie again. "And she taught you how to cook there?" When Charlie nodded, she sighed and looked at the table. "Maybe we should have sent our children there." "Maybe we should have," Andrew commented, which finally exceeded Charlie's self-control. He knew that falling off his chair was bad manners, but it beat banging his head on the table... "And what are you doing with all this?" Greg asked as they rode the elevator up to Andrew's suite. "Doing some computer repair," Tucker replied, not wanting to say too much. He was getting paid, after all, and silence was golden. "Looks more like replacement," Greg commented. Tucker just smiled. Mike looked at the new engine for his car, and grinned. *Oh, boy, this oughta fix lots of things...* "You're insane," Greg commented, as Tucker went for the next ceiling girder. "Yeah, I've been told that before." He pulled himself up, unclipped the rear line, and moved forward just enough to re-clip it to the next support. "On the other hand..." "Well, I was thinking we could go shopping," Robin said tenatively, looking at Charlie for approval. Charlie nodded before he really thought about it. "Just you girls," Andrew added, neatly removing himself from the trip. Charlie figured he knew what would be going on, and he didn't want to sit through it. Charlie himself could have skipped it, but it wasn't every day he got to wander through New York's women's departments and checking out what the babes were wearing at close range. Besides, he really hadn't packed enough. Robin was definitely giving her Bloomie's card a workout today, but it was so nice to go shopping with someone who looked so good in what they sold AND didn't already own half of it. Certainly, shopping with her own daughter wasn't like this... "Oh, look at this!" Charlene enthused, holding out a cashmere outfit. Robin eyed it and Charlene, and nodded. The girl had a good eye, though it was somewhat immature. Though that was only to be expected, of course. "I think you should try it on," Robin smiled. Tucker was sitting back, watching server number two go through its init routine, when the half-felt discomfort finally caught his attention, as well as telling him what was wrong. "Duh!" he smacked himself in the forehead. "You forgot to eat, stupid!" Almost noon, too. No wonder he was feeling kind of woozy. "Woozled," he commented to himself, then shrieked, "Heffalumps and woozles!" and started typing frantically on server number one. "What about this?" Robin asked Charlie, holding up a dress. A very nice one, in fact. "Oh, let me see," Charlie said, eyeing it speculatively for several seconds before nodding. "I'll have to try it on first, but I bet it'll look great!" Robin had a fantastic eye for what would look good on him. Mike wondered, idly, if he was ever going to get the oil and grease and slime off his hands. He supposed so, since at the very least his skin would wear off in a couple of weeks. Not that his mother would be any happier about it. On the other hand, he was about two-thirds finished installing the engine into his car, which was now looking like an unexpectedly wise choice in vehicles, no matter what Tucker thought about it. "Hnh, wonder how he's doing," he asked no one in particular as he walked around the car, making sure it was chocked securely. He had no real desire to try and un-impale himself if the car slipped off the ramps. There were more amusing ways to use up his karma. "The Four Seasons?" Charlie was impressed; even HE'd heard of the place, all the way on the other side of the country. "Sounds great! I mean, if you want," he hedged, realizing the price of that kind of fame. "I hate to be costing you all this money...." Robin laughed happily, so happily that it caught Charlie too, and he started to giggle. "Oh, dear, Charlene, you have no idea how NICE it is to be with someone who appreciates what we've taken for granted!" He almost frowned at that comment; how could anyone take this sort of stuff for granted? *Much be a rich people thing,* he decided. "Well," Charlie stated, "I DEFINITELY appreciate it!" "I know," Robin agreed, and hugged him. Julio sighed. He missed the girls. A lot. Kenneth was just not the same. Besides, he still wondered if Kenneth was romantically interested in him, which bothered him, especially since Jane was having the two of them dance in the ballroom. Tucker found himself groaning in pain from stomach cramps, and it took him several seconds to figure out why. "Sheesh, did I ever eat today?" He thought about it for a long while, and couldn't remember. That usually meant no. "At least I should have something in the refrigerator," he told himself as he got up. However, the refrigerator had no happy styrofoam in it. Tucker frowned, wondering what the hell he'd done with it. Charlie sipped at his tea, glad now that Jane's daily routine included teatime. Although he was more used to serving, or being a training aid for Jane at the very least, not sitting and smiling politely at the gorgeous brunette in the cute outfit that was pouring for them. And at Robin and Andrew, of course. "Have you ever been to the Plaza before?" the nice brunette asked him, and he blushed slightly and shook his head, embarrassed to be caught acting like a tourist, even though he was one. "Would you like to hear more about it?" she asked. "Well, sure!" he said, smiling back at her. He was a tourist, after all, and if she didn't mind... Tucker looked at the top of the bread, which was coated with mayonnaise. Which, everyone knew, was just full of salmonella and botulism and other unfun microbial life just waiting to warm up before they started eating and breeding. And they'd been warm for hours... He sighed, and dropped the bread, and picked the whole container up and dumped it into the trash. As he turned to Greg, the guard was already holding out a Chinese takee-outee menu. And chuckling. "Eloise?" Charlie wasn't sure if Wendy was making fun of him or not. But she looked sincere, and when he looked at Andrew and Robin, they nodded earnestly too. "You sure you'll be okay?" Greg asked. Tucker nodded. "Yeah, I just forgot to eat for..." *When did I eat last?* "Valerie?!" Greg interrupted his thinking, sounding overly worried, and Tucker focused on him again. "Look, I can call an ambulance-" "No way in hell," Tucker said, the adrenaline dribble of fear being enough to get him upright and out of the chair Greg had guided him to when he had a dizzy attack. "I don't need to go to a hospital, and if you call them I am going up to Andrew's suite and locking the doors, I am not-" "Okayokayokay!" Greg said, holding his hands up, Tucker guessed, to show that he didn't have a phone hidden in them. "You're sure it's just food?" *That and a lack of sleep and too much time hanging from straps,* Tucker thought, but he didn't say it out loud. "All I need is a big thing of shrimp and beef lo mein and I'll be fine. Really." He put on a big smile for Greg's benefit. It seemed to help a little, and Tucker was glad he'd remembered to check his makeup before he went downstairs this time. Otherwise, the dark rings and blotchy skin on his face would have given it away. "Horse and buggy? You mean like, like..." Charlene was at a loss for words, and it made Robin giggle. "Horse and buggy as in horses and buggies, as in around the turn of the century," she confirmed. "If you want to, of course," Andrew added. Robin was a little upset that he'd thought it necessary to add that - she hadn't questioned his suggestions - but the way Charlene's face lit up at the idea erased her resentment. And Andrew took her hand when they stood up, and held it as they walked outside. "Yeah," Mike said, happy with what he'd done. "I got the engine in today, and if my dad will let me work on Stupid tomorrow-" "Stupid?" Kim inquired, and Mike realized he'd never told her why his car was named that. Charlie couldn't help laughing. Here he was, in one of the biggest concentrations of modern civilization, and he was riding around in a horse-drawn wagon! "Having fun?" Andrew confirmed, and Charlie nodded. Both Andrew and Robin smiled, and she rested her head on Andrew's shoulder. "Please, Mom?" Debbie begged. "I'll be with all the girls, and we won't get into trouble, you know that." It wasn't actually a lie; if they stuck with the plan, they never got caught. "But it's such a long way!" her mother pointed out. Charlie was glad, for once, that Jane had 'graduated' him to the larger size of breast forms, because without some kind of real padding in the new cashmere dress he was wearing, it would have looked stupid, instead of spectacular. He turned to one side, noticing how the skirt clung to his nylon-clad legs, revealing just a touch more of his thigh at the slit, and smiled at the beautiful young woman in the mirror, because she looked awesome tonight. Julio tapped his heels on the floor quietly, to the beat of a song he remembered, waiting for Jane to get back from powdering her nose in the downstairs bathroom. It was worse than boring to be stuck in the house, on a Saturday night, with nothing else to do but practice girl shit. If he ever got to be President, he'd make it illegal to do this to a teenager. The lo mein was doing Tucker good; he could feel it. "When did you learn to eat with chopsticks?" Greg asked him. Tucker sighed mentally; answering would require that he stop eating. "Sure," Kenneth admitted to Pauline, "a movie would be fine. A good one," he added. Predictably, she asked, "Well, what's good?" He shifted the phone before answering. Mucho carbs, a bit of protein, and a fresh dose of Dew later, Tucker almost felt like suicide could be put off a few hours. But he knew that it was just his body whining; he wouldn't be in real trouble for several more hours. Especially if he got back to work. "Hint hint," he said to himself. Kenneth grinned to himself as he fished a twenty out of his wallet to trade for the drinks and popcorn. It was kind of sad, in a way, that Pauline was that much poorer than he was. On the other hand, it gave him a certain good feeling to realize that this problem, of all the problems she either had or could have, was something he was particlarly well-suited to fixing, at least temporarily. And, she didn't argue too much about it, either. That was a welcome change from most of the women he'd dated. "Alright, Deb, spill it." Kathy had had enough of putting up with whatever Debbie's latest idea was. "Tell, or I, for one, am not going to help you any more." "I was just waiting until Mom went to bed!" she protested. "She's in bed now, you know," Sabrina pointed out, and Kathy was glad. She'd been friends, off and on, with Debbie for a long time, but there was a limit to her patience, and she'd reached it Friday. If it hadn't been for her calling a sleepover on Saturday night, she'd have caught Debbie that morning and tortured it out of her. Debbie sighed, then motioned everyone together into a close circle. Charlie had rarely, if ever, been so glad to get into a nightgown as he was tonight. *No,* he corrected himself, *this morning. Oh, jeez, my feet hurt...* It had been a wonderful evening, and Charlie had been happily fielding compliments from people all night, even ones he'd never met, but he was glad it was finally over. He slid into the made-up bed with a sigh as his body relaxed, and was asleep almost before he had time to miss Valerie. Andrew was realizing just how much he enjoyed his wife's company, when they weren't arguing. It seemed rather puzzling to him - this was the woman he had proposed to, not the one he'd been living with lately. Of course, she still had the signs of aging he'd come to know; somehow, though, they really didn't matter nearly as much as the way she laughed, or the way she smiled, or the little moans she was making now as he kissed her neck. Tucker blinked at the window. After staring blearily outside, trying to focus on something more than fifty centimeters away for the first time in hours, he realized that it was either dawn or one big-assed forest fire. "Or maybe New Jersey caught fire," he told himself, and then laughed for too long a time. Though it was possible. "Where were you last night?" Teresa asked Kenneth at breakfast. He grinned at her before answering, "Oh, I went out to see a movie." He didn't understand why she glared at him so fiercely before turning back to her eggs. "Have you heard from Valerie?" Charlie thought to ask Andrew at breakfast. He frowned as he thought about it. "Not since Friday morning, actually. And that was Miranda calling." He chuckled a bit, then frowned some more. Then he pulled a cell phone out of his robe pocket and dialed. Tucker ignored the phone ringing, again, as he carefully judged the distance to the next wall. *Gently, gently,* he thought to himself as his arm moved back and forth, practicing. Finally, he moved just a little faster and let go of the spool of cable, and watched it bounce across the ceiling tiles into roughly the right place. "Oh, YE-" The spool of cable disappeared as the ceiling tile crumbled, and Tucker just missed grabbing his end of it before it disappeared out the new hole. "Well, shit," he commented. Charlie got dressed as quickly as possible. He couldn't think of anything that could have happened to Valerie... on the other hand, he already knew he couldn't think like her. Nor imagine the stuff she'd already done. Tucker had just managed to find enough ceiling tiles to replace the broken ones, if he cannibalized the entire networking room ceiling, but he needed a shower, because the asbestos or whatever was making him itch. "Lucky I remembered to bring a towel," he told himself as he carefully locked the office door, picked up his toiletries bag, and headed for the elevators. Charlie stared at the carnage that was Andrew's business. There was dust everywhere, and ceiling tiles missing from all the rooms, and the computers were blinking strange messages that no one understood, and there were spools of cable piled here and there, and hanging out of the walls... And, worst of all, no Valerie. Anywhere. "Iiiiii touch, rooooooses," Tucker sang lustily as he spun under the shower head. "If you try to talk to talk with me, if you try to copy my pocket full of pohhhhh-ses...." "You still can't touch my roooooses...." He felt much better already. "What do you mean, you haven't seen her!?" Andrew was pissed, and Charlie was very very glad that it wasn't at him. "Sir," said the guard carefully, "she said she didn't want to be disturbed, and-" "I don't GIVE a damn what she said, she is a young girl, and you just left her ALONE?!" The guard winced, and Charlie almost felt sorry for him. Tucker was hanging from the ceiling again, ready to try once more to string some 100BaseT cable across the ceiling, when he heard the door open. He twisted his head backwards to see who it was, hoping suddenly that it was Greg with some more food. Andrew was shaking his head and muttering darkly, and Charlie was trying to calm him down, but it wasn't working too well. Partially because he was scared himself. "Look, I mean, she couldn't have gone too far-" "I'm not worried about her running away!" Andrew snapped as he opened the door to his office suite again. "I'm worried about her being kidnapped!" "Kidnapped?" Charlie echoed. He didn't think that sort of thing happened nowadays, unless there was some kind of custody battle going on, and as far as he knew, her parents were- "Who got kidnapped?" asked a disembodied voice, and Charlie almost yelped. He did make an extremely un-masculine noise of surprise when a dark head popped out of the ceiling. Then again, so did Andrew. Tucker shook his head as they started eating. The yelling had been intense, and while he'd managed to at least hold his own against Andrew, it had been tiring in the extreme. One thing he did not really enjoy was face-to-face yelling matches with his employer. At least Charlene had stayed out of it. He glanced at her out of reflex, and she was looking at him. "We really were worried about you," she mentioned. Tucker shrugged, feeling bad like he hadn't earlier. "I'm sorry, I didn't know anyone was worrying. I mean, everything was fine, it's just kind of hard rewiring the cables, and I can't keep dropping down every time the phone rings, especially when it's not my business." He shrugged again, and offered the blonde girl a sheepish smile in apology. She finally smiled back, and he breathed a sigh of relief before turning back to his shrimp lo mein. Andrew, in an attempt to be polite again, asked, "When did you learn to eat with chopsticks, Valerie?" He sighed. As they - Charlie and Andrew, anyway - were about to leave, Charlie turned to Valerie. "Just, I mean..." He sighed. "Don't scare me like that again, okay?" Valerie shook her head, grinning at Charlie. "Shar, I lived here for several months. I do know what I'm doing." "But-" "AND," she emphasized, "I won't. I promise." Charlie sighed, and hugged the girl fiercely. "I just don't want anything to happen to you," he whispered into her hair. "I know. You be careful too, okay?" she whispered back, and Charlie nodded. "Greenwich Village?" Charlene repeated with that note of doubt in her voice, and Robin couldn't help grinning. "You'll love it," she assured the girl. "And good morning to you too," Tucker said back to WiNTwo, which was now talking to the server that was up. Seventeen more to go... "Mike?" Kim confirmed. "We need to talk." "What'd I do?" he asked, sounding persecuted. Kim sighed; he could be so paranoid. "Nothing! We just need to make some plans." "What kind of plans?" Now he sounded suspicious. Charlie stared at the tattoo fiend; he was covered in colorful designs, from his head down to his waist (he was at least wearing pants) and all over his arms. Charlie had never seen the like. "There's a lot of interesting people around here," Robin commented, and smiled slyly as she sipped at her espresso. *I think we'd better not let Valerie around here,* was Charlie's thought. *She'd want a tattoo or five, and knowing her, she'd get 'em too. And then Jane would kill me.* Tucker watched the sun set, feeling tired all the way down to his bones. At least everything was going as he'd expected. And, with the usual number of additional problems, everything should be finished by eight A.M. Monday morning, just like he'd promised. "And then, ninety-eight hours of pay, muwahahaha," he chuckled to himself. That was a great deal of money. Charlie sighed to himself as he readied himself for bed. *Nothing like another great dinner, and an early night, to make you feel good.* That, of course, and clean soft clothes, and a comfy bed to climb into. Tucker sighed, and got up, and wandered around for at least half an hour, checking on everything, before he was satisfied that he was done. *Done. What a nice word...* Everything was working, his laptop was hooked into the office LAN which was hooked into the Internet, and everything was talking to everything else, and his dad had confirmed that the firewall was working properly - completly worth the hundred dollars he would have to pay when he got home. Hell, it wasn't even sunrise yet! Tucker decided that some sleep would do him good, so he pulled his sleeping stuff from where he'd hidden it, and changed from his work clothes, which went into a plastic bag to wait until he got back to Jane's, into one of the softer dresses from the Cotton Spott, before unrolling the pad and climbing into the sleeping bag. He just remembered to set an alarm, using one hand tapping on the laptop, before he passed out from exhaustion. A brisk knocking on his bedroom door roused Charlie from a dream that dissipated instantly. "Charlene?" Andrew called through the closed door. "We need to go see Valerie this morning. Get dressed and come on." Charlie checked the clock, and figured that he just had enough time to shower and get ready. He was washing his face in the shower before he realized the actual time; it was just after six. "Oh, God," he groaned to himself. "I hope there's coffee ready..." Andrew was surprised at the prompt appearance of the girl; he had expected to be late this morning, but she was ready in enough time that they could make it by eight. She also looked quite the young lady, too, which pleased him. "Good morning, Charlene," he said to her, and she blinked at him a couple of times. *Ah, still not quite awake yet,* he smiled. "Why don't you get a travel mug of coffee and then we'll go." "Thank you, Andrew," she replied, smiling, and went to the kitchen. About the same time she disappeared through the kitchen door, he heard the stairs creaking, and looked up to see Robin coming down. She was also dressed for the day, which was highly unusual; she usually went back to bed when he left for work. "Good morning," she said, and kissed him on the lips when she got close enough. Naturally, he had to hold her when she did that, and the two of them were smiling at each other happily when Charlene came back. Charlie wondered about the couple in the front seat. *I mean, they said they had kids and stuff, older than me, but they keep acting like they just met each other or something. Huh.* His parents sure hadn't acted like that, when he knew them. *Maybe they did before the divorce,* he decided. Robin and Andrew were sure looking a lot like gooshy-movie materiel. He sat back in his seat and sipped at his coffee, looking out the window at traffic. At least he could watch something else. Andrew led both women through the office building towards his work, holding doors for the two of them like he hadn't done in years. *I don't know quite what is going on,* Robin decided, *but I think I like it.* She hadn't been to his offices - hadn't been invited - since the last Christmas party. When he opened the actual front door, the receptionist was collecting papers out of a printer. She looked up as the door swung, and smiled happily at Andrew. "Mr. Callaway!" she chirped. "Everything's working again!" Charlie was amazed that Valerie had managed to do so much in so little time. He'd thought she was going to screw it up, but even the ceiling tiles had been cleaned up and replaced. Unfortunately, she was gone again, and no one had any idea where. "I swear, if I ever see that child again, I'm going to handcuff her to a desk," Andrew was fuming as he opened the door to his office. "This s the second time she's done this, and it's making me a nervous wreck!" It wasn't making Charlie feel good either, but he decided that his best bet was to stay quiet and invisible. Tucker sat up suddenly as he heard voices, and slammed his head into a low ceiling. *Ahhhh!* he screamed silently as he clutched his throbbing head. *Where the fuck am I?* He could see light past him, down by his feet, but it looked as though he was stuffed into a filing cabinet. He blinked, and cleared his eyes. No, he was under a desk. Memory was just starting to filter back to him when someone heavy stepped on his leg, and the shock caused Tucker to sit up again, right into the top drawer. Again. All Charlie saw was Andrew stumble and fall, and a thump which sounded like someone's head hitting a door. *Valerie,* he knew in a flash as he ran around the desk. Robin did the same thing, and Charlie let her get Andrew. He looked under the desk and found Valerie, who was looking rather dazed by this time. "Are you okay?" Charlie asked. "Nuhg?" Valerie said, staring at him. "Are you O. K.?" he repeated, louder. "Uh. Muhbe," she replied, and reached beside her and opened a soda and started drinking it. Charlie heaved a sigh of relief. If she was drinking caffeine like that, he knew she was basically alright. "Ahr," Valerie commented after a large swallow. "Bathroom." Tucker was glad he'd brought some Tylenol with him; his head still hurt from waking up, not to mention his leg where Andrew had stepped on him. At least Andrew hadn't yelled at him again. Tucker wasn't at all sure he could have controlled his temper this time. When he got done applying his morning makeup, he smiled at Charlene. "Well, I got everything done, and even got some sleep." "Under the desk?" Tucker sighed. "I THOUGHT, I would be out of the way there. And my alarm didn't go off, or something." That was rather troubling, actually. "I was supposed to be up and dressed by now." He checked his watch; he should have been ready forty-five minutes ago, actually. Robin looked up as the two girls re-entered Andrew's office. She had managed to calm him down, miraculously, so he didn't bark at the two of them as they came in. "Robin, Miz Callaway," Charlene fumbled for a bit, "may I present Valerie." The other girl had a strange two-toned hairdo, but other than that she looked nice, dressed in a long flowing cotton gown with matching sandals. "Valerie, Robin Callaway, Andrew's wife." "Good morning, Miz Callaway," Valerie said, walking towards her and extending her hand. "Please, call me Robin." They shook hands gently. "I'm sorry about the, uh, confusion this morning," she apologized, "but I was supposed to be up by the time you all arrived." "No, no," Andrew intruded. They all looked at him. "Valerie, I thought all these files were gone?" He sounded puzzled. Valerie let out a sharp chuckle. "Like I said, sir, whoever that moron was, you're better off without him. He couldn't even take revenge right. Everything's back, I think." She shrugged. "At least, everything up until Wednesday..." "We can re-create anything from Thursday," he replied. She nodded. "That's what I thought. You've also had a major rewiring of the entire office - that's what all the cable was for - which will make everything faster, and enough extra hardware that minor problems like this shouldn't cause you so much confusion." Robin only had a vague idea of what had happened at the office, but she knew her husband, and he wouldn't have reacted as he had unless it was something much, much worse than a 'minor problem.' And he never looked at anyone like he was gazing at Valerie unless they had done him a very large favor. Robin had led Charlie around the office as Valerie and Andrew talked, and had introduced Charlie to everyone. Naturally, he wasn't going to remember any of their names, but he didn't think that would be a real problem in his life. And they all seemed happy to see the two of them, especially when Robin had ordered pastries for the entire office while she was waiting for Andrew to finish talking computers with Valerie. "And this is it?" Andrew confirmed, checking over the purchase orders Tucker had generated. "Yes sir, that's it. I had a feeling that most of the hardware was sound, basically, and it was, so most of it didn't need to be replaced. I just upgraded the network stuff and the servers, and got replacements for your two oldest systems. Those things should have been retired ages ago," he grinned. "But everything got transferred over, so it should work the same, except faster." "And it only cost this much?" Tucker shrugged. *Maybe I should have padded the bill,* the Debbie part of his mind said, before the Dad part of his mind smacked the Debbie part in the chops. "Well, Andrew," Robin said, "if that's everything, then I'll take the girls home, and you can arrange a flight for them as soon as possible, and I'll make sure they get to the airport on time." "Thank you love," he said, and opened his arms for an embrace. As she nestled against him, he whispered to her, "You know, if they are on their way by five or so, I think I can get out early, and then we could have a nice relaxing evening at home." He nibbled on her ear to indicate that he hoped it would be quite frantic before they actually relaxed. He wasn't sure how Robin would take the suggestion, but when she chuckled deep in her throat, and gave him an extra squeeze, he knew that she approved of the idea. Charlie was stunned. "And he gave you HOW much?" he whispered. They had the bedroom door closed, ostensibly to pack, but some things just shouldn't be talked about loudly, in his opinion. Valerie grinned. It was a tired grin, but a happy one. "A little under two thousand pay, plus a thousand bonus." "Dollars?" She snorted. "No, Barbie, Japanese yen. Of course dollars you twit!" Charlie sat down on the bed, stunned. He could barely conceive of that much money... and this girl, who was only as old as he was, had worked almost four days straight, and gotten it from a New York businessman. Andrew smiled to himself as he examined the files. Everything was running faster, as the girl had claimed it would, and it looked as though everything he'd thought lost was reclaimed. Including his profits for this month, which now did NOT have to be spent on a rush hiring of a consultant. Even at eighteen thousand dollars, the girl had been a rock-bottom bargain at the price, and she'd done a much better job than he'd hoped. *Hell,* he thought, *I probably won't even have to hire another computer geek like I'd been planning.* His hiring Valerie had been a stopgap measure, intended to give him enough time to pick and choose a replacement, but she'd actually gone and done what he wanted. "Hello? Andrew! How are you?" "Just fine, Jane, just fine." He sounded much happier than the last time she had talked to him, Jane decided. "And how are the girls?" He chuckled. "Well, your Valerie just about wore herself out, but she got everything done on time, and much cheaper than I expected. I tell you, Jane, that girl is a miracle worker!" He chuckled again. "And Charlene was wonderful company, a fine young lady." Jane breathed a silent sigh of relief. She'd been almost completely sure about Charlene, but it was that 'almost' that had been ruining her sleep lately. "Robin and her got along famously. And, she's got some extra luggage to take home; Robin took her Shopping." "Cashmere looks great on you," Valerie commented, and Charlie smiled back. "You think so?" The girl nodded, looking serious. Robin was surprised to see Valerie's outfit when she reappeared. She had changed back into the suit Andrew had described, and she had to agree that it looked stunning on the girl; it combined elegance, professionalism, and femininity into one fabulous package. Charlene was wearing the cashmere outfit they had found together, and between the two of them, Robin felt underdressed. Tucker sighed as he tilted his head back in the cab. All he wanted was a nice warm place to sleep for about a day, and he'd be fine. "Valerie?" Robin asked, and he pushed himself upright. *These two are so tight,* Tucker figured about Robin and Andrew, *if I want any more business from either of them, I'd better not piss her off.* "See, Jane?" Kenneth said, pointing to a section of the New York Times. He quoted, "'Killer Virus Released, World Economy Collapses.'" "What?!" Jane exclaimed, shocked. "Let me see that!" Before Kenneth could stop her, she had snatched the section of the paper away from his grasp and was frantically scanning it. After several moments in which she saw nothing like Kenneth had described, she glanced up at him. The grin on his face told her that she had been had. "Oh! YOU!" Jane shrieked, partly in relief, and swatted his head with the paper before she started to laugh. "So tell me," Tucker said to Charlene once they started taxiing, "what did you do for four days?" "What did YOU do?" Charlene wanted to know. "And how come you didn't want to stay longer?" Tucker shrugged. "Because, like I told you, I already lived in New York for a couple of summers, and it's not that interesting to me. And I am beat, and if I'm gonna spend a day or two recuperating, I might as well do that at Jane's." "Jane?" Jane looked up as Teresa stood in the doorway of her study. "Um, Jane, can I please go with Kenneth to pick Valerie up at the airport?" She was more than surprised. "You want to go with him?" she confirmed. Her latest boy-girl nodded sharply. "I, I need to get out of the house for a little bit, and Marie said they had a little plane, so I wouldn't even have to get out of the car at the airport, but I need to get out, just for a little while, please?" "You realize," Jane reminded her, pulling her glasses down her nose and looking over them, "that you will have to be on your BEST manners and femininity while you are out? Otherwise, I cannot say how anyone will react if they find out you are really a boy under all that frilly finery." The girl gulped a few times, but nodded resolutely. "I, I know, Miz Thompson," she quavered, "but I thought I could stay in the car, and I, I just need to get out for a little while. I promise I won't run away or anything..." Tucker thought the flight had lasted only moments, because he passed out almost the instant the gear locked up. After that, it was the noise and commotion of landing, and then getting their luggage out of the plane, and walking through the little building the airport had for 'small' planes, and meeting Kenneth and moving their stuff, and then they were in the car and headed for Jane's place, and a bed. "Why is she so tired?" Teresa asked, looking at the comatose Valerie in the back seat. Charlie shook his head. "She said she got about twelve hours of sleep while we were gone. The whole time," he emphasized. "No way!" Teresa gasped, while Kenneth cast a doubtful look at him. "I swear!" Charlie protested, "That's what she said! And you should have seen her this morning; she looked deathly ill. She's got black rings under her eyes, they make her look like a raccoon." Teresa looked suitably impressed. Kenneth sighed as he looked at Valerie. She refused to wake up, even to come inside and get into bed. "Well, there's one solution," he said to himself, and reached into the car carefully, cradling her in his arms and gently lifting her out. She mumbled something unintelligible and nestled against him. Carrying her wasn't so bad, but waiting for Marie to get the camera and take a picture was. He was glad when she finally snapped off four shots and put the camera away. Charlie shook his head as Kenneth walked past him, carrying Valerie in his arms. *That is just too cute,* he grimaced. Julio was just coming out of his room when he saw Kenneth ascending the stairs with Valerie curled up in his arms like a little girl. "Teresa," he asked as he lifted himself up the last steps, "could you open the door to Valerie's room?" Julio nodded and took quick steps to get ahead of him, managing to get the door in time for Kenneth to carry her in. He figured that Kenneth would place her on the bed, so he made another dash and pulled the covers back enough that she wouldn't be lying on them. "Thank you," Kenneth said, sounding strained, as he gingerly knelt at the edge of the bed, lying Valerie atop the mattress, and pulled his arms out from underneath. Julio was impressed; the girl couldn't weigh that much, he knew, but carrying her from the car, up the stairs, to her bedroom was a LONG way to carry something. And she still hadn't woken up. Kenneth looked at the small, soft face, and smiled. He pulled the covers up to her chin, and shortly thereafter she uncoiled from the ball she'd rolled into when he let go of her. Her hair had fallen into her eyes, so he gently stroked it out. She didn't wake up at that, either. "Sleep well, Valerie," he said softly as he turned to leave. "G'night Daddy," she murmured in reply. 'Daddy?' Julio mouthed at Kenneth as they both left. Kenneth shrugged, looking almost as confused as Julio felt. Tucker's dream of being carried to his room by his dad soon faded into the blackness of deep sleep. Charlie yawned uncontrollably for a third time while trying to report to Jane. When his eyes cleared, she was grinning at him. "Well," she said, "it's apparent that I'm not going to get much out of you until you've rested some. Why don't you go upstairs and take a nap, and come down for tea?" "Thank you, Jane, I'd really appreciate that," he said sincerely. "I know I slept more than Valerie did, but it was still kind of tiring." She nodded. "New York can do that," she agreed. Charlie curtsied, and Jane nodded acknowledgement, and so he turned and left. He went into his room to change into a gown, but the empty bed kept attracting his attention. A quick look into the bedroom across the hall showed that Valerie was in her own bed, for once. A longer look said that Kenneth hadn't done anything to her but remove her shoes. Charlie snorted, and sat on the edge of the bed long enough to remove her gloves and unbutton her jacket. *It'd be a shame if she had a nightmare now,* he realized, *after all the work she did, and staying awake on the way to the airport and everything.* He didn't know if Robin had noticed how she was hanging on every word like it was some sort of lifeline, but he had. Well, he was ready for a nap himself, and her bed was big enough for the two of them. So he got up and went around to the other side, pulling the covers back and sliding underneath them. Valerie shifted enough to press herself against him, but that was the only acknowledgement she made of his presence. It was enough for him. *I really did miss her,* he admitted before sleep overtook him too.  Copyright 1997-1999 Ellen Hayes, all rights reserved