Jane came back out of the bus station, shaking her head. As she got in the car, she remarked to Charlie, "They said they haven't seen her, but I left a copy of a picture, so they'll call if they see her buying a ticket." "Did you tell them she was a runaway?" Charlie asked. Jane sighed. "There was nothing else I could tell them." "What if he's gone back to looking like a guy?" Jane shook her head, slowly, as if she was exhausted. "I said her name was Kelly, and the picture is close enough that it could go either way too." There was a long pause in which Charlie tried to think of something else to do. He was pulled out of his musings by a strange sound coming from Jane, and when he turned to look he was horrified to see she was weeping almost silently into her hands. "Jane?" he asked, seriously frightened to see her suddenly reduced to tears. She sniffled and looked up at him. Somehow, actually seeing tears on her cheeks was even worse. "I... I've never had someone try to run away like this," she explained, her voice husky. "I'm afraid for him... what if something happens to him?" Tucker was jammed into a car with four other girls, Trish and her friends, as they went to the local rollerblade pusher to get a set of skates for one girl named Tracy. Tracy and Pauline spoke ASL too, so the conversation was flickering back and forth in ASL and English at the same time to mad laughter as they poked fun at each other's makeup and hair. Tucker, naturally, got the most comments, but as he'd been living in a town with more than twenty thousand people, as opposed to the rest of them, he figured he was in the right no matter what they said. And they'd thought his tank top was cool. When they pulled into the shop, it turned out to be Oshman's, in the same damned mall that the hair salon was in. *Oh, fuck,* he thought. *Well, all I can do is hope they stopped looking.* "So what are you doing in town?" Jojo asked Tucker. "Oh, well, visiting..." Trish wanted to know. "Um, sort of a friend of the family..." Tucker really hoped they would leave this topic of conversation. He was having a feeling, though... Tracy snorted and glared at Tucker over the front seat. "You wouldn't be one of those girls from Jane Thompson's little 'charm school,' would you?" "What?" *Oh, shiiiiit-* Pauline snapped, "With THAT hair?" and the girls in the car broke up. So did Tucker, thinking of oh-so-perfect Charlene. "Well, yeah, actually," he finally admitted when he caught his breath. Trish asked. "Yeah, pretty much," Tucker replied. "We had a small difference of opinion on what my hair was going to be colored, and I decided I'd had enough for a while." "I'm surprised she let you get that, whatEVER it is-" Tracy said before she started everyone laughing again. Tucker told them, "Well, she didn't exactly SEE it when I left, I sort of figured-" That set them all off. "I think you 'figured' right," Pauline remarked. "I dunno what it's like there, but they are all the most STUCK-up bitches I have ever seen!" "I swear!" confirmed Jojo. "It's like they have to prove they have money so they dress like they're going to a party all the time, and they like NEVER talk to the rest of us, even if we TRY to be nice-" "That's 'cause you all look funny," Tucker lied, and they laughed for a while at that, too. Trish snapped back. Tracy changed the subject back with, "So, I mean, what's it LIKE, I mean, going to charm school?" Tucker sighed. "It's like, it's... it's like being in front of like all your relatives, the ones your parents want to impress, and them correcting you all the time." Trish confirmed. Tucker had a heart twitch as he feared for a moment that she knew about the weirder stuff Jane had done. "Uh, yeah, sort of. Manners and how to wear makeup and clothes and everything like that." "Bleah," said Jojo, and Pauline replied, "That's because you're a pig, Jojo," and they were off again. Caroline looked up as Jane came back in, hopeful for just an instant, but the slump in Jane's shoulders, plus the way that Charlene was helping her, told her that Valerie hadn't been found. "These are so COOL!" squealed Tracy as she overbalanced on the skates and almost fell down. Tucker giggled and bent down to finish strapping on the other pair of demo skates. This Oshman's had a demo area for skates, with a rubber floor and pads and everything. Tucker was seriously debating getting a pair. "We can't declare him missing yet," Jane said wearily, "he hasn't been missing long enough. Not for the police, anyway." Sandy's gut wrenched. She'd been good at pushing Jane's boys just as far as they could handle, but this one, seemingly one of the easier ones, had run off when her back was turned, and she had a sick feeling they would never see him again. "Well, why not?" Jojo demanded as they abandoned Oshman's for the rest of the mall. "'Cause! I'm not sure I'd get to keep 'em," Tucker said sadly. "And I don't want to spend the money on them and have Jane take them away." Trish asked. Tucker stared at her for a moment. *When did I decide to go back?* he wondered. As he stopped walking, caught in his own thoughts, the other girls stopped and formed a circle around him. *I mean, this shit is going waaaaay too far,* he thought. *But, I dunno... it's only been a couple of days, and it's too soon to give up yet. And I wouldn't get that Libretto, and it would really be a bitch to get everything back from her house. And I told Dad I'd bring the laptop back, too. Damn. I gotta go back,* he decided. "I guess so," he said slowly, looking at the girls' faces. They all looked seriously back at him. "But not yet," he added with a grin, and the girls cheered. Charlie had volunteered to try and find something in the mall that they could eat, while they planned what to do to try and find Valerie at this point. She sighed, still nervous at being alone out in public- Come to think of it, this was the first time he'd EVER been alone in public as Charlene. *Oh, shit,* he thought as the realization dawned on him. Suddenly, the people around him had just gotten a lot more dangerous. He directed his gaze at the floor, attempting to attract less attention, and paid great attention to his walking, which suddenly seemed like the hardest thing in the world to do. Tucker's mouth chattered on while his eyes tracked Charlene as she walked past, looking like she was severely nervous about something. When he wasn't tracking her, he was scanning for Jane or any of the salon folks, but none of them seemed to be around. Jojo wondered about this new girl. For one of Jane's charm school girls, she was waaaaay too casual and loose. Every one of the one's she'd seen, all three of them, had acted like they were being watched and graded all the time. Which of course was possible, given what Valerie had said. But there was something else there, some kind of reserve that they never let down, even in the bathroom or wherever, even if they were alone. Now, this Valerie, on the other hand... while she could be kind of irritating, and pushy, and sort of snotty, it was a different KIND of snotty, like she knew what she was doing and she was sort of laughing at what she was doing at the same time. That was it! she realized. Those other ones never really laughed or smiled, not for real. Valerie did. Jojo nodded to herself in satisfaction, just as Valerie was coming out of the changing room. "So? Cool?" she asked. Jojo looked at the pleated miniskirt Valerie was trying on. "Yeah, looks good," she replied, vocalizing her observations. "Makes your hips look bigger." "Oh, great," Valerie complained, "just what I need." "Oh, like you have a problem," Tracy shot back as she came out of the stall holding the shorts she'd found. "Too small," she answered the unspoken question. "So? What size are you?" Valerie asked. "I THOUGHT I was a six," Tracy said disgustedly. "A SIX?" Valerie said incredulously. "_I_ have to get NINE's! What are YOU complaining about!" "Come on," complained Pauline, "I gotta get there by eleven thirty!" "Get where?" Tucker asked. Pauline snorted. "I've got an appointment to get my hair colored at Marisha in," she looked at her watch, "Oh GOD! Come ON!" Tucker looked at his watch as Trish grabbed his other arm and pulled him along. 11:25. *Uh oh,* he thought. "Where is this place, 'cause you're gonna be late-" "It's in the mall," Tracy answered as she yanked her hand out of Pauline's. "Oh, no!" Tucker said, stopping, or trying to. Trish yanked, and he stumbled another few feet in the direction of the salon. "That's where I was this morning!" "Oh, come on! They won't recognize you!" Tracy said. Trish confirmed. Jojo asked, "You think we could pull it off?" with a gleam in her eye and an all-too-familiar grin on her face. Tucker sighed. *I DO look different,* he thought. "Mmaybe," he said, but the grins of the other girls made him smile too. "Come on!" urged Pauline. "Let's see if they know it's you!" With that, Tucker surrendered, and they ran the rest of the way, ignoring the taunts of some guys they passed. Trish said. "No, back home we call those kind of guys 'buttholes,'" Tucker corrected, causing a final fit of giggling as they opened the door that Tucker had already run through once this morning. *Of course, last time I was here, I had one girl trying to kill me, and now I have four trying to hide me. Go figure,* he thought, shaking his head. They seated themselves in the waiting area, and Trish and Pauline were telling volumes about the guys they had passed, when Sandy came out and called to Pauline. Sandy didn't spare more than a glance at the girls that Pauline had come in with, except to note the tank top that one was wearing. While she had the overdone makeup, short skirt, and other signs of young male-baiting, the shirt said "GRRLZ R KEWL," which was a little surprising. It was the sort of thing Sandy herself would have worn. Tucker kept a silly-assed grin on his face as his mind went slack- jawed and gibbered. *She... she MISSED me,* he thought, astonished. *And she looked right AT me!* "See?" hissed Tracy, hands flickering in ASL at the same time, "I told you it'd work!" Trish started laughing hysterically, banging her leg. Since girls couldn't do anything independently, the others started laughing too, which pulled Tucker into it as well. Besides, Trish looked so FUNNY when she was laughing... Jane sat in Caroline's office, trying to cudgel her brain into thinking of one more place to call, one more place that Eugene might have gone... "Wait, wait wait wait," Tucker hissed at the girls. "Watch this." He'd gotten bored with waiting, since it was pretty obvious that he wasn't going to get noticed, at least not as long as he kept the Yankees cap over his hair. He got up casually, ignoring the giggles that the girls were unsuccessfully trying to repress, and sauntered slowly back to the station where Sandy was clipping Pauline's hair. When Pauline saw him, she started coughing, or laughing and faking a cough to cover it up, and Sandy had to stop. Tucker just stood there until Pauline had herself under control and Sandy had started cutting her hair again. *Wait for it, wait for it...* he thought to himself, holding until the scissors were away from Pauline's hair. When they were, finally, as Sandy rotated the chair Pauline was in, Tucker casually but loudly remarked, "So, you gonna dye this one blonde too?" as he flipped the baseball cap off. Sandy was concentrating so hard on Pauline's hair that she didn't hear the question clearly. "Excuse me?" she said as she turned around. Valerie was standing there calmly, grinning, wearing a tank top that said "GRRLZ R KEWL" and holding a Yankees cap. She didn't even notice the fit of laughter from the waiting area. Despite his casual-looking pose, Tucker was actually poised like a runner on the starting block, so when Sandy dropped the scissors and merely started to drift in his direction, he launched in the direction of the front door. The girls started screaming "GO! GO! GO!" as he pounded for the door, sensing Sandy just a few steps behind him. Tracy yanked the door open for him, and he dashed through, grateful he wouldn't have to slow down to open it, and immediately stressed his ankles by planting them in the ground and zipping right, slamming himself against the wall. His bruises hurt, a lot. On the other hand, Sandy rushed past, screaming something which Tucker didn't wait around to hear. He scrabbled around the corner and pushed the door shut before Sandy could reverse. The girls were clapping and cheering, the rest of the customers were staring like the kids had gone mad, and Jane was striding towards him like she was going to eviscerate him on the spot. *Uh oh,* he thought. Behind him, Sandy could be heard outside, pounding on the door and cursing. "Whatta revoltin' development," he quoted as Jane yanked him up off the floor. Tracy signed angrily. Trish huffed, the sound off-key, and asked, Tracy listened attentively to the screeching from the back room Jane had dragged Valerie to. Her mouth slowly dropped open. Trish impatiently tapped her on the shoulder, and she began signing, Trish signed back, incredulous. Tracy signed. Trish commented, her hands sweeping like a conductor. Charlie stared at the rapid snaps of the argument between Valerie, on the one hand, and the three adults on the other. Unlike the other three, Valerie was not being especially quiet except on the parts dealing with Jane dressing her in girl's clothes. In fact, she was screaming at the top of her lungs a large part of the time, broadcasting the details to everyone in the shop, and maybe the people outside, too. She had that kind of voice. And she was holding her ground, at least. Charlie had to admit, if she'd done this well, coming up with a complete change of clothes this quick - girl's clothes, too, he'd noted - that she was probably right when she said she could get out anytime she wanted to. But he had no idea what she'd meant when she referred to Jane's being "completely vulnerable" in this "whole thing," whichever thing she was talking about. Valerie had just gotten interrupted by an astonished Caro, who was saying in a shocked tone of voice, "You can't DO that!" when there was a firm knock on the door. Conversation stopped as the door opened and four faces appeared. "Listen," said the one that had been getting her hair cut. "She's right, you know. It's just like rape, to go doing that-" One girl's hands flickered angrily, and the other girls as well as Valerie watched intently. "You can't go doing that to people, it's WRONG," the first one said firmly. "It's her body," said another one of the four, hands fluttering too. Charlie got a shock when he realized that what they were doing was speaking in sign language at the same time as they were speaking, like those programs on TV that had simultaneous translations. "She should be able to decide if she WANTS her hair colored or NOT." The one girl who had started 'talking' or whatever they called it, flashed some more, and the first girl grinned nastily as she repeated, "And her father is a reporter for the TV station." Tucker grinned at that, and was about to turn and launch a final assault on Jane, who he could tell was reeling from the unexpected flank attack, when there was a gasp from the other side of the room. Everyone turned and looked as Charlene's eyes rolled up in the back of her head and she collapsed on the floor. Charlene's faint had pretty much calmed things down on all sides, but Valerie still had this sort of look that said she wasn't going to be pushed any further, Pauline had noted. Trish held her hand up, and Valerie high-fived it. Jane turned around at the hand on her elbow. "Look, Jane," said Valerie in a much calmer tone of voice than she'd been using earlier, "we both have something to lose here, and I guess we have something to gain, too. If you lay off the sick stuff, I'll put up with the clothes and stuff, but I'm not gonna let you mess around with my body. Deal?" On the one hand, Tucker found it almost unbelievable that he was saying stuff like this. On the other hand, he really REALLY wanted that Libretto in his hot little hands. And he figured that Jane was either going to agree, or say no right here. In which case, he still had enough money for a bus ticket home. And a few new friends who would probably help him out long enough for him to get out of town. Not to mention retrieval of a certain laptop, and certain other things he was loathe to replace. On the gripping hand, he had a vague idea of what he was condemning himself to, which was why his arms were wrapped around him like he was freezing. Or holding his intestines in. Trish was always frustrated when she couldn't understand what was going on, which happened when a lot of people were all talking at the same time. Like now. Finally, she'd had enough and grabbed Tracy by the arm. she signed, the motions larger and more vehement than usual because she was so irritated. Tracy sighed, and started signing, Trish signed back, and they high-fived each other. Tracy laughed, and signed, badly because she was laughing so hard, Jane pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. "And what size are you miss?" asked the sales clerk of Valerie. "Eight," came the too-quick reply. That brought Jane's head up. They linked eyes for a moment, then Valerie flipped her foot at Jane- no, flipped her _shoe_. The one she'd bought while she was "out" earlier. With that solved, the headache came back. There had been the fight between Charlene and Valerie, and then Valerie disappearing for several horrifying hours, and then the argument- *You have to admit, Jane,* she thought to herself, *the child knew what she was doing.* Which was uncanny. Every single one of her boys had been much too petrified at their own situation to even think about the risks Jane herself was taking until they were almost done. At least, until the point at which their 'older' sister left. Valerie had obviously figured it out in three days- *Three DAYS,* she sighed. *Unbelievable.* Maybe Robert had been right. Certainly, this one was the most unusual case she'd ever taken on, bar none. She'd hardly ever let one of her boys out of her sight, and this one had not only escaped her - it still hurt, to realize just what kind of trouble Valerie could have gotten into without being aware of it - but made some local friends. And as a young girl, too. The other thing that worried Jane was the fact that somehow, she had either convinced the girls to loan her enough money to buy everything for her - *Not hardly,* she disagreed, as she examined the obviously full canvas satchel Valerie had been toting around since her return - or had come up with the money on her own. Which should have been impossible. Jane would have said it WAS impossible, were it not for the evidence staring her in the face. And, of course, there was the last problem, the deepest. Valerie had totally eluded every attempt they had made to find her. Jane would never admit to it, at least not where Valerie even MIGHT hear it, but if she had not returned of her own volition, she would have completely escaped. And that was what worried Jane most. If Valerie could do it, so could someone else... and while Valerie had, for whatever mysterious reasons of her own, returned, Jane couldn't count on the next one being as generous. *Or as lucky,* she shuddered, remembering involuntarily some of the scenarios that had played out through her mind. Tucker got to his feet, glad that he was wearing a pair of shorts under the miniskirt he was wearing. He wobbled on the skates, but it was similar enough to ice skating that he started adapting almost immediately. *I think the only problem is going to be the brakes on the heel.* The guy had said that there were kits to put toe brakes on 'blades, but that Valerie should try them out with the heel brake first. Jojo and Trish had agreed, so he reluctantly assented. *So...* The girls were grinning at him and giving him thumbsup, except for Charlene, who still looked like she was on the verge of a faint. *So, pushhhhhh...* It was a lot like ice skating. "You want to try it?" one of the girls asked Charlie. "Me?" he yelped in surprise. "Well, yeah... I mean, if you want to." There was a subtle message in her words that he was NOT catching. "Come on, Charlene, give it a whack!" urged Valerie. "Let your hair down, have some fun, live a little..." She stumbled, arms flailing, but just barely managed to recover her balance. "Look like a fool like the rest of us!" "ExCUSE me?" intoned Tracy, in a voice so overblown that Charlie almost laughed. "Okay," Valerie admitted, "like ME. Come on!" The enthusiastic wave of her arm almost sent her over again. "Why don't you?" Jane suggested softly. He turned to gape at her. "What?" Valerie enthused, "Come on!" as she wobbled back and forth. Jane said softly, "It would do you some good to try something new like this..." The slight smile on her lips was a pale ghost of the usual sardonic grin she wore when she was pushing him into something else horrible, but it was still enough to give him a chill. "What if I fall down?" he asked, desperate for an excuse, though it seemed like a valid point to him. He pointed at the rather tight long skirt and the long sleeved blouse he'd worn that morning. sneered Trisha, the deaf girl. She didn't actually say anything herself - Tracy translated - but astonishingly, you could tell she was sneering. Valerie added, "AND a helmet!" "Helmets are for wusses," Jojo shot back. Valerie stopped her forward motion by the expedient of grabbing on to a display rack. "No, honnneeeey," she drawled, "helmets are for people who don't need a brain transplant." They'd managed to talk Charlene into trying it, and it was funny to see the look of panic on her face as the guy clicked her into the boots and she realized that she was going to do it. "Come on," said Tucker gently, "now all you gotta do is stand up." He'd already started adapting to the skates, and so he slid over to Charlene, managing to remember the heel brakes. "Get lost," sneered Jojo as she pushed past Tucker to hold Charlene's arms. "Come on, we won't let that nasty old Valerie drop you. Commmmmmmme on," she cajoled, and pulled on one arm. With Trish pulling on the other, it was only a matter of time before Charlene was up on her feet, looking like she was about to scream at any second. "See? Easy," said Jojo as she walked backwards, leading Charlene around in a circle. Charlene's feet twitched spastically, like everyone's did the first time they tried skates. Tucker, on the other hand, tried a reverse, which ended with him on the rubber floor saying "Duh?" The confused look on Valerie's face as she sat on the floor, legs akimbo, was too much for Jane, and she started to laugh. Really, truly, laugh, the kind of belly-shaker that leaves you hurting afterwards but feels so good. It had been a long time since she'd had one of those. smiled Trish. Tucker signed back. Tucker confirmed, she warned. Tucker groaned, and Trish laughed, mixing weirdly with Jane, who was still laughing her ass off too. Tucker sighed, thinking, *Glad everyone is so amused,* and clambered to his feet for another try. Charlene had gained some confidence on the skates, with Tracy and Jojo helping, and she'd pestered Jane until she agreed to purchase another pair. The salesclerk looked smug when he thought no one was watching him, which both amused and annoyed Jane. *I'll bet you feel good about this, making over four hundred dollars and getting to fondle some young girls too.* Valerie and Charlene both had bounced into the man, and while his hands hadn't touched them, Jane had a sneaking suspicion that he had somehow prolonged the contacts as long as he could. In another confirmation of Valerie's strange comfort in skirts, she'd laughed and pushed backwards when she ran into the clerk. Charlene had frozen, and Jane had seen the hair go up on her arms, but Jojo had pulled her loose before Jane could get up. Jane hadn't been able to overhear what Jojo whispered into Charlene's ear, but whatever it was, it had reassured the boy somewhat. Unfortunately, Jane's stomach was rumbling, and she was beginning to notice the increased irritability that said it was definitely time to eat something. Tucker had been collecting phone numbers from the girls before they left, promising to call them maybe this weekend, because the number of "cool girls" in town was so limited. Tucker took that to mean either skaters or people that could deal with the deaf, since it was pretty clear that the other girls had sort of clustered around Trish. Tucker remembered being ostracized from first grade, although he'd wondered if things got better as you got older. *Guess not.* In any case, they were pretty desperate, even begging _Jane_ to let Valerie come out and 'do something fun.' Tucker was glad that most of the girls were younger than him; that meant there was a faint chance that 'something fun' wouldn't involve boys. Almost nonexistant, but it was there. And besides, he had a hunch he could talk them into skating. *Maybe at Jane's place,* he thought as he re-packed the skates in the box, kneeling on the floor. *She's got that huge concrete driveway, and it's not like there's a whole lot of traffic on it.* Tucker liked the idea of doing some radical urban skating, but not quite yet. Not until he got a helluva lot better at it. When he got the skates packed in the box along with the pads, he stood up, strapping the helmet to his new satchel. "So, where're we going for lunch?" Jane thought about it for a moment, then realized that even if Valerie was immune to her training methods, Charlene was not. And she had not yet 'graduated' in Jane's eyes, though her solicitiousness today had been an extremely positive sign. So a trip to a public restaurant would be perfect. Charlie was smiling at the cutest of the girls when the part of his mind that was always paying attention to Jane rang his clue bell HARD. "What?!" he gasped. Jane smiled, the wicked grin back in full force. "I said, there's a nice restaurant here in town, and I think I could get us reservations there this afternoon, if we hurry." "I don't suppose it's Chinese, is it?" Valerie asked hopefully. "'Cause I could really go for some good Chinese food." Jane kept her eyes locked on Charlie, who gulped as he realized that whatever had happened this morning, and whatever Jane had shown of her softer, more human side, she was still the same Jane as always. And she was letting him know that he was still under her thumb. Besides, the idea of eating in public as a girl petrified him. Trish wanted to know. Tucker sighed as he realized what it would mean for HIM. Trish grinned. "What?" Jojo complained, and Tracy leaned over and began translating for her. When she was finished, both of them were grinning too. Tucker complained. "You'll do good," Tracy signed and said at the same time. Trish added, Jane deliberately interrupted the conversation with, "Valerie, dear, you WILL need to change first. The restaurant I have in mind has a dress code, and that does NOT qualify." "What's wrong with it?" Valerie complained, looking down at the miniskirt and the tank top. The local girls started to giggle. Tucker sighed as he entered the salon for the third time that day. Jane had left the dress here, in the office, and she insisted that Valerie change her makeup too. *Life just sucks,* Tucker thought cheerfully as he waved to Sandy, who looked about like his sister did when it was time for Tucker to go sleep over at Mike's for his own safety. *Hope that bitch doesn't have a key to the house.* He waved to Pauline, too, who looked like she was almost done with her color job. *Not that I can tell a difference,* he thought. *Must've have been a biweekly PM or something.* Jane led Tucker to the office where the dress was hanging on a hanger, looking somehow sad at being abandoned. *Too much English class,* Tucker thought sadly as he shook his head. Jane was shaking her head and describing to Caro what had happened in the mall, when Booker T's "Green Onions" came over the radio. Jane paused and sighed, because she had a very vivid memory of dancing to this very tune while in college. Caro nudged her, and she sheepishly grinned back. Valerie's clear voice surprised them both as it came from the back store room, singing a low blues tune. "She's the kind of woman who lets you know, when she knows what she wants, she won't let go. Takes you to a place of your fantasy, Walks you to the door but she holds the key That girl, Oooh That kind of girl.... That girl, Oooh That kind of girl...." Caro asked "WHAT th-" before Jane shushed her. "No matter who you are or what you do," Valerie began a second verse. "she knows how to click in everythin' you do. She can make you hot when it's cold outside, take you on a hike or make you fly. That girl, Oooh That kind of girl.... That girl, Oooh That kind of girl.... She switched voices, then, to something that sounded more spoken than sung, and much more like a male's voice. Or like a woman singing a man's part- "She's outspoken, I'm heartbroken, just the kind of girl to keep my love life rollin'. She's outspoken, I'm heartbroken, just the kind of girl to keep my, dot dot dot..." Caro broke up in a fit of giggles. "Girl to make you break your si-lence and speak. Just a glimpse upon the silhouette my knees get weak. MMM Mmm, baby baby, so unique, A raggae mike take her fer lover make her life complete," then she switched back to her normal contralto. "That girl, Oooh That kind of girl.... That girl, Oooh That kind of girl...." Tucker sighed as he pulled the white lace knee-highs back on. *Thought I was done with these, but I guess not.* He was pretty sure that going back to Jane's was the right decision, but he had this niggling feeling... The shoes came out of the satchel and went back on his feet, and with one last check in the mirror, he was re-dressed. *Again,* he grinned to himself. He'd also taken the precaution of taping the ATM card back in his underwear, so everything was almost exactly the same as it had been when he left Jane's house that morning. *Almost,* he smiled as he un-wedged the door and walked out. The girls saw him, and goggled for a moment before Trish gave him a thumbsup. The rest of them applauded. Tucker, feeling a little embarrassed, nevertheless started to take a bow before he remembered he was in a dress. *Duh, fuckbrain,* he thought as he turned it into a curtsy instead. Jane was talking to this unfamiliar woman, who turned to look at Tucker as he came out. "Excuse me?" the woman asked, "were you the young lady who was singing just a little while ago?" "Uh. Yeah," Tucker said hesitantly, the hair rising up on his arms. Somehow, she looked like any of the other parents that volunteered to work at schools for things like sports or plays... "I was just asking Miz Thompson here," the woman indicated Jane, "if it would be alright to ask you if you could sing in the choir, the summer girl's choir?" "Um-" said Tucker desperately, trying to think of something. "Please," the woman enticed, "It would only take a couple of hours, three days a week, and we are DESPERATE for a good contralto like you to round out the mix..." The woman trailed off, and just looked at Tucker with this sort of mix of pleading and desperation. "U-h-hh-h, um, Jane?" Tucker said, hoping for some sort of reprieve... Jane wanted to scream. She'd been completely wrong in her tactics with Valerie. The same girl who had defiantly stood her ground in the face of three adults, daring them to do their worst, now looked like she wanted to run and hide behind Jane's own skirts! *It must be something to do with defiance of authority figures,* she realized, her thoughts racing. *Direct conflict, versus an authority figure, she can fight.* Goodness, could she fight. *But, now that I think of it, her coming back to the mall, after her brilliant escape, was uncharacteristically foolish. But I'm certain, I'm CERTAIN, than one of the girls simply asked, and she couldn't say no. Oh my goodness...* The child simply had little or no resistance to peer pressure. Put her in a situation in which it wasn't obviously a conflict, and she would be helpless! To test out her theory, she said sweetly, "Valerie," and the boy-girl's head bobbled, then started to pale as Jane continued, "I think it would be a wonderful opportunity for you to get some more formal training for that MARvelous voice of yours!" "Uh-" she started to object, looking almost panicked. "Why don't you?" suggested Charlene, a demure smile on her face as well. "Since you like singing so much anyway-" "Oh, please would you?" Mrs. Bishop pleaded directly to Valerie. Jane would treasure the look that appeared on Valerie's face forever. Tucker slumped in his shoes. "Um, okay, I-" The rest of his capitulation was cut off as Mrs. Bishop hugged him and started babbling about how fun it was going to be and how wonderful all the other girls were and on and on. *How do I get into these things?* he wondered. Charlie felt as though he'd won something, though he couldn't say quite what it was. There had been the incident of comforting Jane, and the realization that Valerie's flight could mean castastrophe for them all, including him. They had, he realized, been treating him as one of them during the crisis, which was sort of irritating in a way, but it was also a very nice change from being treated like some sort of demented P.O.W. in the war between the sexes. And then Valerie had come back, apparently of her own free will, and fought Jane to a standstill, though she had had help. That had made Charlie feel more foolish than usual, somehow; probably because he had never dared do such a thing, and wasn't resisting feminizing somewhere in the Manly Code? *Right above watching sports,* he thought, smiling. But at least it had removed one threat that Charlie hadn't even known was there - the threat of exposure coming not from his own actions, and not from the depradations of Jane and her friends, but exposure by association, from another one of Jane's students. And then to see Valerie so reduced to a quivering mass of helplessness.... well, Charlie knew he wasn't cruel, but having been roasted on the psychological spit an awful lot in his life, and especially in the last few months, he could really appreciate watching someone else impale themselves and writhing over the coals. It put him in such a good mood, in fact, that he hardly minded having to be a polite female and decline Mrs. Bishop's advances to HIM in a manner that would meet with Jane's approval. He could even smile benignly at the girls Valerie had found before they all left to go have lunch. *Life might not be so bad,* he thought as they walked across the parking lot, *all things considered.* Then he remembered what they were going to do next. Tucker got into the car, remembering to sweep his skirt forwards before he sat down. He never had quite mastered the part about getting in and out of a car gracefully... then again, neither had Kim. He sighed, thinking of all the girls back home, and how long it was going to be before he saw any of them again. Lisa glanced at Debbie, who was staring off into space and looking melancholy. She put down the tray of hors d'ouvres and nudged the dark-haired beauty. "Hey, come back." Debbie started, then looked around guiltily. "Sorry, Lise, I..." "You were thinking about Tuck again, weren't you," she mock- accused, smiling to take the sting out of it. Debbie shrugged. "Yeah, I mean..." She sighed. "Mike said he said he was doing okay, but I'm still worried about him." "He'll be fiiiiine!" Lisa assured her. "Unlike all these starving executives if we don't get some of this food out? Hint hint?" "Yesss, mistress," Debbie groaned, and the two women giggled. Tucker was kind of curious to see what kind of restaurant would require reservations and a dress code in this tiny town. It was sort of a long drive, but fairly soon they were pulling into a parking lot that seemed to be on the edge of town on the highway. Jane pulled the Lincoln up to the front door and killed the engine, but made no immediate move to get out. Instead, she turned around so that she could see Tucker. "Girls," she said calmly, but with that commanding tone Tucker already knew, "I want you two to be on your best behaviour in here. Especially you, Valerie. Is that understood?" While Charlene replied, "Yes ma'am," as expected, Tucker said, "What's so bad about me?" Charlene's head torqued around and gave Tucker an incredulous look, matching Jane's almost perfectly. There was one of those pauses. Tucker folded his arms over his chest. Finally, Jane replied, "Valerie, while I think I can understand some of your conduct today, it has been diametrically opposed to what anyone would call 'civilized.' I am simply warning you that I shall not tolerate such behaviours in here. Is that understood?" *Oh, yeah, like what are you gonna do to me?* he wondered, but aloud he said, "Yes ma'am," with the sort of sigh that indicated that he was being woefully singled out for persecution. As usual, everyone in the car ignored his nonverbal protest of innocence. Jane unlocked the doors, which was the signal to disembark. Tucker sighed again as he got out and got a whiff of "fresh" air, air which he had no doubt was laden with pollens, molds, and other sorts of allergens which might as well have been expressly designed to kill urban dwellers. The sunlight didn't help matters either. "AaaCHUTZ!" he complained, rocking on his feet. And again. And a third time. By the fourth, Jane was blindly stuffing a tissue into his hands, which he used to wipe off the remains of his body's protest. Six seemed to be enough, and when Tucker was relatively certain that it was enough, he wiped carefully around his eyes, and all over his nose and mouth, before stuffing the contaminated tissue into his purse. Sniffing, he looked up at Jane, who was looking back at him patiently. "Fresh air, it's bad for me," he explained. Jane nodded silently, the sort of nod his mother would give him when she was acknowledging the noise he'd made without actually listening to him. Tucker sighed to himself as she beckoned the two of them towards the sidewalk leading to the front door. Charlene and he started walking, but Jane waited until she could get behind them before she followed. Tucker grinned. *Gettin' smarter, are you? Too bad.* If she was behind him, it would be easier to run off. It was one of those can't-lose situations for Tucker... He noticed a motion from Charlene, and was getting ready to go defensive and extend again before he noticed she was wiping her hands in her skirt, like she was nervous. "Nn?" Tucker said, and she turned around. "What're YOU nervous about?" he asked. "Nothing," she lied defiantly. "It's just hot." As it was maybe eighty degrees outside, Tucker just smiled. She made a face and turned frontwards again. Tucker was feeling pretty good about life until he saw the doorman, who smiled and said, "Welcome to the Kensington Gardens, ladies!" as he threw open the door. In a bizarre note, he realized that this was the first black individual he'd seen all day. Jane smiled to herself as her two charges stopped in front of the open door, obviously reluctant to go within. "Come on, children," she gently urged from behind, and was gratified to see both of them start. "Ahh, Miz Thompson," said George the doorman, smiling at her. "Good to see you again. And who are these lovely young ladies?" *Oh, brother!* Tuck thought to himself as he plastered a nice-girl smile on his face. *If this is a brothel, I am jumping through the windows and LEAVING.* From behind him, he felt a hand touch his shoulder. "George, I would like to introduce Charlene," who curtsied, "and Valerie." A tap on his shoulder indicated that he was supposed to do something, so he stuck out his hand. As he was cringing, realizing a little too late what Jane wanted - what that brownnoser had done - George the door-dude smiled even larger, if that were possible, and shook Valerie's hand. Tucker's hand disappeared inside the large black fist. Tucker had a minor video flash of George just removing his hand at the wrist #pop#, but not surprisingly it didn't happen, and Tucker got all of his body pieces back when George let go. "Good afternoon, ladies, I'm George," he said in this theatrical manner, and he bowed and swept the cap off his head at them. "Miz Thompson, if you would care to escort these lovelies inside, I'd be more than happy to have your car parked for you." Tucker had to consciously shut his mouth before he ate a fly. "Thank you George," Jane beamed at the man, and gently pushed the two of them inside. Tucker looked back, and saw Jane hand the keys to George along with a bill, and George handed the keys sans bill to some pimply-faced weasel who dashed out towards the Lincoln. Another "Good afternoon ladies!" from the front caught his attention, and he swivelled around to see a guy in a full tuxedo smiling at them. "Ah, Miz Thompson," he said as he came around his podium, "your table is ready, of course. Please follow the hostess," and he swept his arm at a young woman who was wearing clothes that made Tucker feel rather underdressed. She led them through the restaurant, which beat almost any restaurant Tucker had ever seen, minus the time his dad had celebrated the founding of his company. *Oh, great,* he thought getting seriously nervous at this point. *Where's Deb when I need her?!* The other patrons (NOT customers, not at a place like this) were dressed almost uniformly in suits and dresses that Tucker knew cost more than he wanted to think about. Tucker suddenly began to regret his choice of hair color, because people were looking at him. Twice. Jane was rather gratified to see the two boy-girls in front of her slow down and stiffen, as if they had suddenly realized the nature of this place. *That's what I love about Kingston,* Jane thought happily. *It looks so small on the map, who would think that the Fortune 500 set is denser here than any place except New York and Los Angeles?* As she escorted her two charges among the tables, a man she recognized rose up from his table, along with two she did not. "Jane!" said Andy Fulton delightedly, "How good to see you!" "Likewise, I'm sure," she said, allowing him to take her hand and kiss it. "May I present Charlene," who thank goodness curtsied on cue, "and Valerie," who was close enough for a reminding tap on the shoulder. Tucker was just barely able to keep from screaming when Jane tapped him. He was about to reflexively stick out his hand when the memory of the doorman convinced him that here and now was not the time to be liberated. Instead, he did the best curtsy he could manage. The man in the hideously expensive suit beamed at both him and Charlene. "So nice to meet you, Charlene, Valerie," he said like he meant it. "These are some business associates of mine, Mister Anton," who shook Jane's hand and smiled at the two of them, "and Mister Rockefeller," who did the same thing. *Rockefeller?* Tucker wondered as he smiled like his life depended on it. *As in Standard Oil?* Tucker had the sudden feeling as if, in a dream, he'd come out of the shower wearing a towel and met the Queen of England wearing nothing more than a towel. A dirty towel. Amazingly, neither of the boys did anything to embarrass her. Jane had had one startling moment when she imagined Valerie hearing the name "Rockefeller" and screaming Communist slogans while attacking the man with her clutch, but Valerie was apparently intimidated enough to do nothing but stand and smile. "I see you've got a new batch for your charm school," Andy remarked, smiling at the two boys. Charlie felt faint when he heard that. *Oh. My. GOD!* his mind screamed as he realized a), just what kind of circles Jane moved in when she wasn't tormenting young males to death, and b) just what kind of shit HE was skating along the edges of. These three looked and sounded like the kind of guys who could make you regret the rest of your life. Nothing so crude as violence, of course; you'd just be unable to find a decent job, or get anything on credit ever, or poke your head outside a deep cave for fear that the newspapers would find you again. Charlie knew he didn't have anything like feminine intuition, but something told him that nothing was ever going to be quite so dangerous as screwing up the masquerade in front of these men. Tucker was frantically chanting the fear prayer out of Dune in his mind, but it wasn't enough to block out the man's comment, and Jane's reply of, "I certainly do. Charlene has been most dedicated to her studies, and Valerie is a little too new to tell, but I think she will fall into line quickly enough." Jane found it amusing to watch the hair go up on her charges' arms, but she WAS hungry, and she had already made a luncheon date with Andy for later this week. She made a subtle move, which Andy of course picked up on. "Well, then, it was extremely nice meeting you two ladies," he said to her two boys. Jane always loved hearing something like that from an unknowing individual. "Jane, I'll see you later this week?" "Of course," Jane smiled at Andy, then directed her attention to his two companions. "Gentlemen, it was nice meeting you." Tucker sat down in the seat, only barely remembering to sweep his skirt as he plopped down gracelessly into the chair. When it started moving by itself, Tucker almost screamed and bailed, but just in time noticed the waiter coming around to Charlene's chair to do the same thing that one was apparently doing behind Tucker. Jane, of course, was acting like this was her due. *Jeez,* thought Tucker in an attempt to stabililze his brain, *talk about your class of bourgeoise pig-oppressors....* "Valerie?" prompted Jane, and he had a dim sense of drink-ordering. He was about to ask for a coke, but almost simultaneously realized that he did NOT want to appear that much of a rube in THIS place. "Um, tea please?" The waiter nodded - no order pad for this crowd, Tucker noticed - and claimed, "Your drinks will be right out." Tucker's eyes somehow met Charlene's, and he realized that no matter how nervous HE was, she was worse. Charlie listened to his heart pound in his ears and wondered if he was in fact going to have a heart attack and die. *Oh please God,* he prayed desperately, *don't let me die here, let me get outside in the car first, please God....* Jane smiled as she observed the whitened faces and rapid breathing of her two charges. She took a deep breath and let it out slowly, feeling that NOW she could indeed relax, just for a little while. And have some excellent seafood while she was at it, too. It took a couple of minutes before the menu in front of Tucker's face started to make any sense to him at all. Jane was being remarkably quiet, a fact which made Tucker EXTREMELY glad, as he wasn't sure he could talk without stuttering at this point. At least his hands weren't sweating as much, and he had a napkin to soak it up instead of his skirt. It was then that he noticed the "special" section of the menu. Jane was debating the merits of lobster versus scallops when Valerie asked, almost in a whisper, "Jane?" Jane looked up at her and smiled broadly. "Yes, dear, what is it?" Valerie swallowed nervously and dipped her gaze back down towards her menu. "Um, they say they have sashimi..." "Have you ever had it?" Jane inquired. Valerie bobbled her head a few times, not daring to look at Jane. "Well, if you know what you're getting into, then I suppose I could be indulgent this one time." "Sa-sashimi?" Charlene asked. "Sushi?" Jane prompted in reply. Charlie stared at Valerie in mixed disgust and terror. *_I_ just went through THAT and SHE is going to eat RAW FISH?!* "Thank you Jane," Valerie said quickly, and bobbled her head again in a seated obiesance. Tucker was too engrossed in plotting what combinations of sashimi he could a) eat and b) stomach to notice anything else going on around him. In fact, he just noticed that the menu he was holding did not have prices on it. *Oh, God, I hope Jane has enough... what am I THINKING?!* he screamed at himself. *We just met a fucking ROCKEFELLER! Of COURSE she has enough money!* The burst of mental hysteria, oddly enough, made him feel better enough that he didn't jump like Charlene did when the drinks came down from the heavens, or so it seemed. Tucker turned his attention back to his appetite and the delicacies promised on the menu. *Hmmm, tuna, yellowback...* Charlene had ordered something light, and Jane had decided on the scallops, but Valerie was still concentrating on the menu. "Valerie?" she prompted again. "Um. Jane, um, is there a limit on how much I can get?" she asked. Jane's eyebrow went up involuntarily. "How... much, were you planning on ordering?" she asked slowly. "Um." Valerie swallowed. "Well, I mean, I really like sashimi." Jane smiled in spite of herself. "IF you think you can eat it all, order as you will. BUT," she warned, and was rewarded with a cringe, "I am not going to subsidize you eating leftover sashimi for the next week. Is that understood, young lady?" "Yes ma'am!" Valerie replied with a shy smile, and she turned to the waiter and began to rattle off her order. Jane's eyebrows went up, and up, as Valerie ordered things that Jane would rather not ever put in her mouth. *Where did this child learn to like _cuttlefish_?* she wondered. Charlie fumed as the little bitch went on and on. He'd thought he was being restained and ladylike by ordering a boiled shrimp salad, but the little geek was going for a blowout. Of raw FISH. Charlie wondered if Jane would let him sit at another table. *On second thought, being alone in here is NOT my idea of a fun time,* he reconsidered. *Great. Now I have to watch China-girl eat live goldfish, AND I have to keep Jane happy with nice manners, too. Wonder if she'll get mad if I barf?* *Probably,* he answered himself with a sigh. Jane sipped her bloody mary as she watched the youngster fling sashimi into her mouth as if there was no tomorrow. With chopsticks, yet. "Valerie," she finally said, "there is plenty of time to eat your food properly. Slow down." "Mmmm, sorry ma'am," the child said as she swallowed. "Charlene, how is your salad?" "It, it's good," the other one admitted nervously. Watching Valerie eating wasn't quite the ordeal that Charlie had expected. For one thing, it was all put on top of little balls of rice so it sort of looked almost like a pastry, if you half closed your eyes. He'd done just that until Jane had objected. For another thing, it really didn't look like fish, especially. Charlie had never eaten the stuff, so he'd sort of been expecting things like sardines except still flopping around, on crackers maybe. This looked more like a fillet, which to him looked more like food. Not that he'd ever eat any of it. As if the little brat was telepathic, she looked up and grinned at him. "Want some?" she asked, in the most polite and submissive voice Charlie had heard out of her yet. "No. Thank you," he remembered to add. "Have you ever tried it?" Jane asked softly. He knew before he glanced at her that she had _that smile_ on her face. "Um, Jane, it's RAW FISH," he pointed out. "Not really," Valerie said happily, "they sort of marinate it, like beef tartare, and they freeze it too if you're worried about intestinal parasites-" "Valerie, intestinal parasites are NOT a polite subject of discussion at the table." Charlie, for once, agreed one hundred percent with his chief tormentor. "Sorry ma'am," Valerie said, almost managing to sound sincere. "Anyway," she said to Charlie, "want to try some? Here," she said, putting a little on her unused bread plate, "try this. It's yellowtail, and pretty mild." She passed the plate to Jane, who held it in her hand, smiling _that smile_ at Charlie. Charlie sighed. *If I don't take it, she'll make me take it, and do something worse too.* He knew her by now, and when she challenged him, it was usually a test that, in retrospect, he'd rather have passed willingly. *But it's RAW FISH!* "Just try a little," Jane 'suggested' as she proffered the plate at him. Charlie sighed, and bowed to the inevitable, taking the plate from Jane's hand. Valerie, the brat, was watching with her hands clasped to one side of her face, looking for all the world like she was innocent. *She was probably going to go to jail for poisoning someone,* Charlie decided. Still, everyone was watching him, and he had a sneaking suspicion that Jane wouldn't have put him through five months of hell just to let another student poison him in a public restaurant. So he wrapped himself in his courage, and gingerly reached out a hand and touched the offending morsel. It felt like raw fish. "Better than the fried stuff," Valerie commented, and was instantly put down by a glare from Jane that needed no words. "Just try a small bite," Jane said, and with that, Charlie grabbed it and took a small bite before he had time to think any more. Copyright 1997-1999 Ellen Hayes, all rights reserved